Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Las Vegas Premium Outlets, RV for sale, George W. Bush Catholic?

L.E. Fant must dispose of his RV and boat (not used for past 5 years).
Las Vegas Premium Outlets (doesn't "outlet" negate "premium?".
GEORGE W. BUSH MAY TURN CATHOLIC?
That is the rumor since our President has had many one on one meetings with the Pope. Perhaps his likely very long confession may stymy the rumored change.
L.E. observes that the Catholics have endured Pope Julius II’s evil and lately pedophilic priests besmirching them, therefore, they will also endure this rumored burden with aplomb.

L.E. FANT OF LAS VEGAS’S POSSIBLE REAL ESTATE OPPORTUNITY FOR THIS WEEK!!
How about a new loft for $124,00 or an older apartment for even less? This and more is possible in the renaissance of the Roma district of Mexico City, Mexico.

HOW ABOUT A NICE WATCH?
If one missed out on purchasing one of L.E.’s friends watch collection in the past week or two perhaps this one may suit?
With the money saved when buying a home in Roma one may snap up a Harry Winston “Opus 8.” This whimsically styled masterpiece is only $430,000 and will doubtless make one’s Rolex wearing friends extremely envious (especially if one leaves the price tag on the watch when wearing it).
If one is leaving watches in the drawer as the cell phone (as discussed yesterday) tells your time, then a Vertu cell phone (apparently owned by Nokia) may be your answer. These luxury items sell for a mere $6,000 up to nearly $400,000 each.
L.E. Fant believes another opportunity exists-a liveried personal time teller/ alarm issuer (no more need for reading glasses to see that minuscule time display). This likely will cost less than the above-mentioned cell phones and will definitely make a statement and may be shown to be very “green.” [Copyright L.E. Fant of Las Vegas, 2008].

Likely opportunity for limited distressed artwork purchases.
It appears that after L.E. Fant made constructive (yet taken as disparaging) comments regarding certain artworks, the artist, in a fit of rage, smashed the pieces.
In an effort of appeasement, these smashed paintings will be offered as an expression of emotion and may be mounted as one desires.


Tomorrow more Las Vegas Businesses pilloried by L.E. Fant of Las Vegas!

1 comment:

SRW said...

A fit of rage eh? Such as the fit of rage I feel after reading your blog!